Diddly Squat, 43 Dart Marina

Rating
Sleeps 4
Bedrooms 2
Bathrooms 2
Pets No
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Features

Off road parking
Ground floor bedroom
Smoke-free
Pub/shop < 1 mile
Washing machine
Dishwasher
Seaside

Mr Page
September 2019

“We have stayed at Diddly Squat 8 times over the last 6 years and just returned after a two week stay.”

A fantastic and very comfortable and homely apartment.However we have noticed over the last few years an increasing number of stains on carpets and furniture, the splash black in the en-suite didn’t appear to have been cleaned very well, and the top shelf of the wardrobe was dirty, and there were very few coat hangers (good job we brought plenty ourselves). Also a number of the mugs were badly stained, we had to bleach them, and no hand towel or soap dispenser for upstairs loo (has been in ...

A fantastic and very comfortable and homely apartment.However we have noticed over the last few years an increasing number of stains on carpets and furniture, the splash black in the en-suite didn’t appear to have been cleaned very well, and the top shelf of the wardrobe was dirty, and there were very few coat hangers (good job we brought plenty ourselves). Also a number of the mugs were badly stained, we had to bleach them, and no hand towel or soap dispenser for upstairs loo (has been in the past) despite asking at the office during first week. We booked the second week after the first week and when speaking to head office I enquired whether there would be any discount for booking the second, I was promised on two occasions by two different I do ideals that they would enquire and get back to me. I had no contact from anybody. We love the Marina and Diddly Squat and hope comments will be taken on board. Thank you again for a memorable holiday in the delightful Dartmouth.
Mr Harwood August 2019

“We found Dartmouth to be a warm and welcoming place with lots of things to do and see and makes an an excellent base for exploring.”

Diddly Squat 43 Dart Marina is a beautiful apartment as is the surrounding complex, however the patio doors on both floors of the apartment are unable to lock which left us a little uncomfortable leaving the property unlocked. The kitchen tap leaks which in time is going to spoil the lovely wood work surface around it. The kitchen utensils and pans could do with adding to/replacing. A welcome pack on arrival would have been nice to have but overall we had a fantastic stay and will recommend the apartment to other.
Mr Shipley June 2019

“Lovely apartment, we will return.”

Very much liked the idea you can book for 3,5,7 nights.
Mrs Whyment March 2019

“The apartment was very comfortable and what we expected having stayed in similar apartments in the Dart Marina.”

We were disappointed that there was no free Wi-Fi which we would expect as standard.
“Great. Clean.”

Tidy. For a high end resort I would expect more than 2 loo rolls in a 3 bed apartment, a couple of dishwasher tablets, washing up liquid. All high end resorts I stay at would have ample of these every time. Thanks

Thank you very much for your review and valuable feedback. Generally speaking, a starter pack of one toilet roll per bathroom is provided, together with a small supply of cleaning basics. The decision to leave more ample supplies would be entirely at the owner's discretion. We do hope you had an enjoyable time at Diddly Squat, 43 Dart Marina and hope you choose to stay again. The Team at Coast & Country Cottages Owner relations
“Excellent”
“Excellent”
“Would have rated it excellent last year, however, it now has half as many dishes/crockery/pots/pans as previously.”

Broken/chipped dishes have not been replaced. Toilet rolls only half provided. Soap/hand cream extras not provided this time round. It's the details that make the difference!
“Lovely property and excellent location.”
“Good”
“Stylish apartment in excellent location.”

Certainly want to go back.
“Fantastic apartment.”

Crockery a bit low especially mugs. Thank you
“Would say very good.”
“Great apartment”
“Lovely apartment”
“Wonderful apartment in lovely location.”

Thank you so much for your kind review of both our service and your chosen holiday accommodation, Diddly Squat in Dart Marina, Dartmouth. We were really pleased to hear that you enjoyed the lovely location of this wonderful apartment and do hope to welcome you back to Dart Marina very soon. Owner relations
“Excellent property and excellent location.”

Thank you for your kind review in respect of your recent stay at Diddly Squat, 43 Dart Marina, Dartmouth. We were delighted to receive your feedback and do hope you choose to holiday with us again. The Team at Coast & Country Cottages. Owner relations
“Excellent”

Thank you so much for leaving such a kind review in respect of your recent stay at Diddly Squat, 43 Dart Marina. We were delighted to hear from you and do hope you choose to stay with us again! Owner relations
PETER

“My family like this property, we have stayed in the same on three occasions and would certainly wish to book again.”

Many thanks for your kind review in respect Diddly Squat, 43 Dart Marina. We were so pleased to hear how much you enjoyed your stay at this lovely property and that you would wish to book again for a fourth time! We very much look forward to welcoming you back to Diddly Squat soon. Owner relations
ROGER CATER

“Very good apartment in a very good position.”
“Appartment was beautifully furnished and decorated to a high standard.”

it's not directly on the river dart so views are limited. only negative points are the appartment overlooks the service drive for the hotel so deliveries arrive most mornings from 7 onwards-laundry, food services, bin men etc. we also would have liked more holiday info in there-a map, nearby beaches, walks, etc. we collected brochures from the tourist information and left them for the next guests. no info on wifi either, there didn't appear to be any unless you paid to use the hotel's. great to stay in Dartmouth centre tho, with bars and restaurants, and use of the gym and pool was good.
PIPPA

“We had a very enjoyable stay at Diddly Squat.”

The apartment is to a very good standard and very comfortable. We had a nice week in Dartmouth, we found the apartment well located for days out. We also enjoyed the complimentary use of the hotel spa, adjacent to the property.
“Diddly Squat was well appointed, clean and tidy.”

A great escape with everything in the apartment you would need for a self-catering home from home stay. Great location just metres from the waters edge and a short walk to the centre of Dartmouth.

We are so pleased to hear this property was so suited to your holiday needs and that you found it to be a relaxing escape but also close enough to the beautiful town of Dartmouth and all it has to offer. We look forward to seeing you again soon!
Owner relations
“Excellent”

Thank you for rating your overall holiday experience at Diddly Squat, 43 Dart Marina as 5 star! We were pleased to see that this was your third visit to this wonderful apartment and we hope to welcome you back again soon.
Owner relations
Mrs M Donaldson

“Lovely! Exceedingly comfy beds, stylishly decorated, warm and cosy, even in late damp February”

It is fantastic to hear that you had such a great time at Diddly Squat, 43 Dart Marina! It sounds as though this stylish apartment suited you perfectly. Thank you very much for taking the time to leave your review and we look forward to welcoming you back again soon. Owner relations
Mr Grenville Page

“Fantastic property and position”

Many thanks for your lovely feedback in respect of your recent stay at Diddly Squat, Dart Marina. We were delighted to hear how much you enjoyed the wonderful location of this property, being so close to the waterfront and only a short level walk to Dartmouth's shops, art galleries and restaurants. We do hope you choose to stay with us again.
Owner relations
“Apartment well furnished but entrance via the fire exit steps not ideal”

Many thanks for your feedback in respect of your stay at Diddly Squat, 43 Dart Marina. We were pleased to read that you rated the accommodation as five star and do hope you had an enjoyable stay. As far as the entrance is concerned, there is an alternative access via a lift and approach beside the spa which is mentioned in the travel directions. We thank you again, for your feedback and look forward to welcoming back to Dart Marina in the future. Owner relations
Mrs J Martin

“Just as expected no nasty surprises.”
“Lovely flat / quality, but slightly let down by quality of items like cutlery / plates etc which seemed to be mixtures of different items.”

Impossible to get any TV reception in bedroom. Cleanliness on arrival could have been better could tell it had not been used much prior to our arrival. Overall value for money okay but would think twice about paying summer rates
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The property

A tongue-in-cheek name, 'Diddly Squat' is a delightful two-storey duplex apartment for couples or families with children over the age of 5.

Stylish and contemporary, the property is finished to an exceptional standard, just a short, level walk from the center of Dartmouth, home to award-winning restaurants. Diddly Squat is accessed via one flight of steps (external) or a good-sized lift.

On the upper level is a stylish and contemporary open plan lounge/kitchen/dining room, with glimpses of the river across the hotel grounds from a delightful Juliet balcony.

The beautifully crafted, state-of-the-art kitchen leads to the dining area, with stylish round table and four chairs.

The lounge is presented to the very highest standards, with a double sofa and large flatscreen Freeview TV. On the lower level, the property has two double bedrooms.

The en suite master bedroom has a sumptuous super-King size bed and double doors to a Juliet balcony, with views across the hotel grounds towards the river.

The en suite has a large shower cubicle.

Second bedroom has a super-King size bed and Juliet balcony. Guests have an allocated parking space, and also have complimentary use of the Dart Marina Health Spa, with indoor swimming pool, steam room, gym and Jacuzzi.

Beauty treatments from Elemis can be pre-booked, with 10% off for those staying in our Dart Marina properties.

Summary

Two storey duplex apartment
Two bedrooms: 1 x Super King-size with en suite witj a large shower cubicle, vanity unit with basin, w.c
and heated towel rail
1 x Super King-size with Juliet balcony
Open plan living/dining/kitchen area
Family bathroom with bath, shower (over), w.c., wash-hand basin, heated towel rail and shaver point.
Four-ring gas range and oven, integrated dishwasher, washing machine and fridge (with freezer compartment), microwave and beech worktops
Flatscreen TV with Freeview, DVD player and music system
No Private WiFi - 'Wi-fi Spark' (charges applicable). Strictly no pets. Allocated parking for one car
Guests can enjoy the use of the luxury facilities of the Dart Marina Health Spa For reasons of safety and comfort children under 5 years of age are not permitted at this property
High quality white cotton bed linen and towels supplied.

Note: This property has a Good Housekeeping bond of £200.

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About the location

DARTMOUTH

Totnes 12 miles.

Dartmouth lies on the banks of the beautiful River Dart estuary in the popular and picturesque South Hams area of South Devon. Located within an Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty and close to the coast, Dartmouth is one of the most popular tourist destinations in Devon. It offers a stunning waterfront, ancient narrow streets lined with boutique shops, restaurants and art galleries plus many local events such as the annual Dart Music Festival and the Port of Dartmouth Royal Regatta. There are many interesting cycling and walking routes around Dartmouth, including the South West Coast Path, the Dart Valley Trail and plenty of quiet country lanes. A trip on the Dartmouth Steam Railway through picturesque countryside to Paignton is a must, and so is a boat trip across to Kingswear and on to Brixham, a pretty little harbour town. For those seeking some beach activities, there is a wide choice in the South Hams area such as Blackpool Sands and Slapton Sands, both extremely popular sandy beaches are a stone's throw from Dartmouth. A relaxing location in South Devon.

Dart Marina spa membership: as members of the Health Spa you are entitled to receive a 10% discount on treatments, plus a further 10% discount on treatments taken during off-peak times. Please contact the Health Spa on 01803 837182 for further details.

10% discount on purchases made in the new River Restaurant, Lounge Bar and Terrace.

The Dart Marina Spa does not accept children under the age of 16.

For reasons of safety and comfort children under 5 years of age are not permitted at this property.

Please note that there is no private broadband available in the apartment. However wireless broadband access is sometimes available via a 3rd Party supplier 'Wi-fi Spark' (charges applicable).

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Features

“We have stayed at Diddly Squat 8 times over the last 6 years and just returned after a two week stay.”

“We found Dartmouth to be a warm and welcoming place with lots of things to do and see and makes an an excellent base for exploring.”

“Lovely apartment, we will return.”

“The apartment was very comfortable and what we expected having stayed in similar apartments in the Dart Marina.”

“Great. Clean.”

“Excellent”

“Excellent”

“Would have rated it excellent last year, however, it now has half as many dishes/crockery/pots/pans as previously.”

“Lovely property and excellent location.”

“Good”

“Stylish apartment in excellent location.”

“Fantastic apartment.”

“Would say very good.”

“Great apartment”

“Lovely apartment”

“Wonderful apartment in lovely location.”

“Excellent property and excellent location.”

“Excellent”

“My family like this property, we have stayed in the same on three occasions and would certainly wish to book again.”

“Very good apartment in a very good position.”

“Appartment was beautifully furnished and decorated to a high standard.”

“We had a very enjoyable stay at Diddly Squat.”

“Diddly Squat was well appointed, clean and tidy.”

“Excellent”

“Lovely! Exceedingly comfy beds, stylishly decorated, warm and cosy, even in late damp February”

“Fantastic property and position”

“Apartment well furnished but entrance via the fire exit steps not ideal”

“Just as expected no nasty surprises.”

“Lovely flat / quality, but slightly let down by quality of items like cutlery / plates etc which seemed to be mixtures of different items.”

The property

Summary

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About the location

DARTMOUTH